a week today - Wednesday 29th OCTOBER
"....This amazing remedy is what you ought to buy,
You bachelors and husbands, you girls and married women,
Don’t wait because I only have a limited supply.
And here I have a recipe especially prepared by me
for curing any malady immediately and unfailingly.
It kills the worst rheumatic pain, relieves a cough and muscle strain;
No matter what your trouble is, it makes you feel like new.
Though this may seem a paradox, it also cures the chicken-pox,
It makes hysteric girls serene, makes thin men fat, and fat men lean."
Why wait? Come and get some!